Good Kentish girl Poppy wakes to find herself naked next to her ex, who isn’t really her ex, Scouser Freddie. Struggling to piece together the night before, they gradually reach the horrifying revelation that they are married. Sounds pretty rock’n’roll, right? But this isn’t Vegas, this is a BnB in Slough. Stuck together in the honeymoon suite, Poppy and Freddie are forced to confront what once went wrong and, crucially, decide whether to get an annulment. Oh, and they have an hour until they need to check out. What happens next? You’ll have to wait and see…